Yeah... but -- more sequels than Rocky!!!!

Last week, I wanted to post another installment of 'Yeah... but' regarding jack@$$ed sanctimonious White dudes shooting themselves stupid to, essentially, a grave, but I was too upset to do so. I always thought it was a long held understanding that you don't speak ill of the dead, especially the day before the memorial. Rep. Peter King popped off at the mouth about MJ, emphasizing the negative and diminishing all of his accomplishments. CNN's legal analyst (I didn't bother jotting down or remembering his name) always had to interject the fact that he wouldn't leave his child with MJ, which is a legitimate position; however, he's been saying this during each appearance on CNN since MJ's death -- duly noted, dude!! Not that there would come an opportunity when MJ would be in charge of this dude's kid, but the most pressing thing is that MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!!!! To all of the sanctimonious White dudes... MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!!!! CUT OUT THE CONNIPTIONS!!! MJ is not in any position to hurt anyone, period, unless the Jacksons decide to use him as a projectile instead of... say... burying him.

Speaking of the Jacksons, I really wish that they would stop speaking.

Joe... Shut the fcuk up!!!

Jermaine... Shut the fcuk up!!!

And now fcuking LaToya... seriously, b*tch... Shut the fcuk up!!!

For weeks, we were celebrating MJ's talents and the fact that he never half-@$$ed it. Now we being inundated with 3rd and 4th string @$$hole parasites clearly positioning themselves for a payday. Clearly, the time when the talented ruled the entertainment world is over; now, the coattail riding opportunists are given the mike.

Poor everyone.

And please, networks... ease up on the Joe Jackson closeups; he looks like a French Mastiff.

Or Hooch.