Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Brandi Cibrian... commence to clowning!!!

For the last four years, princesses have raged about the fact that Brad Pitt escorted Jennifer Aniston to her birthday party in Feb. 2005 and months later, Brad was with Angelina, seemingly for keeps. Of course, they glossed over the part about how both Brad and Jennifer made a break from each other almost immediately after they arrived at that party; the part when Aniston filed for divorce in March 2005 and was photographed kissing Vince Vaughn; and that they were separated before in 2003, for six months, while Brad shot Troy and Aniston only visited him when the production moved from Malta to Mexico.

Of course, Brandi and Eddie Cibrian weren't the Golden Couple. It would be safe to say that, except for their family, children, and friends, no one would give too much of a damn if they had the separations that Brad and Aniston had. But now, plenty of people, including myself, give a damn about the latest development; after Brandi took up for her man after his cheating scandal broke, which included some warm and fuzzy photo ops, Eddie, the pecker, was busted, yet again, with Leann Rimes.

Sigh...

Brandi, via US Weekly, decided to call it a day. US Weekly, where she called out Leann as a stalker harassing her husband and reaffirming her commitment to fixing her marriage. Because she was so gung-ho about covering Eddie's @$$, this will cost him HUGE!!! And frankly, I hope she clowns worse than fcuking Krusty!!! Naturally, she has to be careful, since she has children to raise, but mothers shouldn't be exempt from clowning. Hell, betrayed wives and mothers make for the most extraordinary public $h*tfits. I should know -- my mom's clowning after my dad cheated is still talked about in certain circles. However, I hope that Brandi will not be like my mother who made a meal out of the betrayal that lasted 18 years. Say your piece, honey, and get the hell on with your life.

Don't ration out the rage for PR gain.

And princesses... a word in your ear. Just because Leann Rimes is a downgrade, which feeds your fantasies that you could possibly 'steal' Eddie for yourselves, don't diminish what Eddie Cibrian has done. You all b*tch and moan because Angelina is an upgrade... oops... I mean because you all hated the way that Brad went about his breakup. He moved out of the house; he avoided being photographed with Aniston in situations that could've been misinterpreted; and he avoided being out in public with Angelina until after his separation. What the fcuk more did you all want him to do?

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