Now this is how a wife acts!!!

Never in my life did I ever thought or expect to psychically high-five a chick named Brandi - but I am!!!

The Pirate Hooker's rag, Us Weekly, apparently had a sit-down with Eddie Cibrian's wife, Brandi about the aftermath of her husband's alleged affair and she let loose. Like Elizabeth Edwards, she seemed more charitable towards her husband; however, she put it out there that Leann Rimes' undercover $h*t will not be ignored or tolerated. And Brandi said this within the same year when the indiscretion occurred. And she broached this subject, sans promotional junkets, Entertainment Tonight interviews, and without Leslie 'Bullmastiff' Bennetts penning it for her.

Damn, girl... good for you!!!

This is the actions of a woman still fully invested in her family and not afraid to show her frustration and rage. Jennifer Aniston, who made a meal out of her divorce for the last FOUR YEARS, on the other hand, rationed off her 'rage', conveniently 'venting' around the times when she needed to shill her bull$h*t movies. That is why I don't like Aniston, nor trust the spin she handed out for the last FOUR YEARS. If I loved my husband and some woman 'intrigued' him, both he and the trick would know that I am not happy about the situation. And if the woman persisted with 'intriguing' him, I would, very loudly, pointedly, and publicly, tell the b*tch to step off and advise him to 'dunk it' in an ice bath.

But clearly, Aniston wasn't invested in her marriage and opted to teach Brad Pitt a lesson by filing for divorce; now the b*tch is mad because Brad Pitt ended up schooling her on some life lessons. Lessons like:

There are other fish in the sea.

Or 'A moving target is hard to hit'.

Or 'Never bet more than you're willing to lose.'

Or 'Never bring a knife to a gun fight'.

Or 'Never assume that you're the only woman who could ever possibly be attracted to your husband or that you are the only person with the recipe for his happiness. Men are known to scarf on anything; whether you or the other woman is the gourmet, only he knows.'

Here's hoping that Brandi ushers in the 'new' era of women opening their pie holes within the same year of their husbands' fcukups.

No more retroactive rationed rage!