So Megan Fox's been promoting the hell out of the upcoming Transformers movie. Giving vacuous, pseudo-edgy interviews in a futile attempt to separate herself from the herd of clueless starlets so insecure, that they can't be themselves in any way, shape, or form. Though she denies it, she's trying like gangbusters to be this generation's Angelina Jolie. The problem is that the original Angelina Jolie is not finished being Angelina Jolie and she has plenty of Angelina Jolie to go around for generations to come.
So last week, Megan seemed flummoxed about the comparisons to Jolie; this week, she said that when she was between relationships, she wished that Angelina Jolie was her lover. I'm sorry, but while I think that the concept of going gay for Jolie is a pretty standard reaction to her, taking measures, via plastic surgeries, tattoos, makeup and dressing choices to look like her and then making your romantic intentions toward your plastic surgery standard public seems creepy and cannibalistic, in a Jeffrey Dahmer way. Angelina and Megan aren't related and 12 years separate them, along with intelligence, focus, talent, and success, but for someone who made an effort and a financial investment in looking like her ideal's twin or skankier younger sister to think that sex would be the climax of this tribure/performance art is gross, pure and simple. Likely, men will not notice the incestuous overtones and just think of two hot chicks 'doing it', but really, Megan, if you could engineer such a tryst or relationship, what would you bring to the table? Do you really think that Angelina will be turned on by the idea of 'doing it' with someone that could pass for her younger self, or a twin, or even a person who could resemble one of her daughters in 20 years?
To me, it sounds like you are the one who would get off at the thought that your tribute to another woman would be rewarded with lesbian sex. It would be the ultimate validation, although I have the feeling that this hypothetical tryst would not be enough for you - that's where the Dahmer cannibalism comes into it. According to reports, when the sex wasn't enough, Dahmer stepped it up several notches by abducting, torturing, murdering, dismembering and eating victims who were once lovers. Whether Fox has it in her to maim and dismember - I honestly cannot say - but that chick gives off vibes. Gory, yet very pedestrian vibes.
Seriously, Megan... couldn't you come up with something better than Prince's Diamond and Pearl retread? For those who don't know, after Prince ditched The Revolution, he created The New Power Generation. Not satisfied with the new band, he decided to cast 'twins' who became staples in his videos. In actuality, they weren't twins - just two sexy dancers game to titillate audiences with the possibility of incest during a three-way, with Prince being the top-off. Prince thought he was being a provocateur - he really wasn't. And neither is Megan Fox. If you're going to 'front like you're bi, don't be a Joe Francis Girls Gone Wild bi-chick - fcuking for the cameras and not for the sex itself. People, especially straight chicks, want to fcuk Angelina because she gives off the vibe that the sex would be about her and the woman lucky enough to be in her bed.
That's what these 20-somethings don't get.
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