Apparently, the brain trusts at both Vanity Fair and Harper's Bazaar have concluded that Gisele Bundchen doesn't sell magazines. Given that she quit being a Victoria Secret model; dated and married an athlete that hasn't worked in over a year; stepped on the toes of the mother of said man's child in an attempt to look like the ultimate Earth Mother; dated DiCaprio when his career was on fire, etc. Seriously... why would she be a good cover story subject? She's doing a whole lot of nothing; mind you, her body's looking smoking hot while doing it, but still, it's doing nothing.
Occasional modelling layouts and appearances at red carpets and Costume Galas do not an interesting life make. And just because she received some tabloid notoriety doesn't translate into fashion magazine sales. If that was true, Kate Gosselin and Octomom would've been tapped.
You gotta have more sidelines going for you, besides being spanking material, especially when you're trying to get princess cash.
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