and apparently, some vocal paparazzo called John Mayer a douche. Taking umbrage, Mayer took to Twitter to defend his own honor, deeming himself a 'showbiz type'.
Showbiz type?!!
So rocking that neon green Borat swimsuit was not douchy?
Giving golden showers to groupies and possibly, Jessica Simpson, wasn't douchy?
Publicly claiming that Jessica Simpson was calling you on the QT, when she was embarking on a relationship with Tony Romo wasn't douchy?
Pontificating on your blog in late 2007 about what constitutes being a douche and framing it like it was a 48 Hours Mystery/John Stossel report wasn't douchy?
Namedropping Brad Pitt in said blog entry, resulting in, coincidentally, Jennifer Aniston dating you in early 2008, and then reiterating that you dumped her during a street corner press conference in summer 2008 weren't douchy? Mind you, the timing of Jennifer Aniston's 'interest' in you can be classified as douchy too.
Talking to Peecrust the day following the Oscars and reiterating that your presence at the Oscars was in a supporting capacity as a 'friend' when days earlier, you proclaimed that you were an 'Oscar boyfriend' because Jennifer Aniston was a presenter weren't douchy? And WTH... Aniston presented at the Oscars before, something she did alone. Why would she need your support, John Mayer?
And then you proceed to drop hints as to why things went wrong, via twittered song lyrics and rants on a cruise ship and you weren't being douchy?
Oh please... you're being way too modest.
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