Bill Spencer... can I buy you a beer?

But first...

See what I mean when I say that Bold and the Beautiful can be schizophrenic when it comes to it's characters' moods? A few weeks ago, Katie was all confidently defiant and shit when it came to her relationship with Nick; now she's packing up her stuff and hopping a boxcar?

And Nick is back in love with Bridget? And now he's aware that he's been going through an identity crisis for the last few years? No shit, Nick! You always positioned yourself as the hero whenever a woman was going through a crisis. The most glaring example was when Brooke thought that Ridge was killed and within a few hours, Nick was between her thighs, comforting his half-brother's widow? Anyway, I hope that Bridget doesn't go for Round 3; actually, I hope she doesn't make a run with Owen either. Neither are good enough for her. And quite frankly, Nick's kiss isn't a good enough reason for her to resign from Jackie M. She could file a sexual harassment lawsuit, since clearly, this behavior runs in the family. And what was with Jackie being dressed like a Hee Haw Honey?

Now to Bill Spencer... despite your raunchy proposition to Donna, you can have me for a couple of hours and finish me off by putting my head through the headboard. Thank you for pointing out what I've been saying for a long time: Forrester Creations is a place where you don't have to do anything in order to get a paycheck.

And what was the deal with Donna's tears? There's no crying in boardroom intrigue. And quite frankly, Forrester Creations isn't in that big of a hole (yet) to warrant her considering Bill's indecent proposal. Because you know that she is. In her head, she's already painting herself as the exploited ingenue. The problem with that is... you are not that young, Donna!!!!! You've been around the block, therefore you know that you don't have to sleep with Bill. Why not stop going to Forrester Creations and distracting Eric with Honey Bears? Or maybe, have some confidence in Eric's abilities? Or, tell Eric about Bill's proposition; that may fuel him into growing some balls and getting re-engaged into his company?

You are not Mad Men's Betty. Betty couldn't tell Don that Roger Sterling got fresh because it was the 60s and Don would pin the blame on her. However, Don knew Roger and the score; it's called having an instinct- try it, Eric. Eric, getting his company on track could be the equivalent of Don plying Roger with booze and oysters and challenging him to a footrace up 20 flights on a hot New York day, culminating in Roger spewing on his waiting clients' shoes. Passive aggression at its most beautiful.

But Eric won't do that; hell, I doubt that he will even sharpen a sketch pencil.