Someone read my mind!

Mind you, LA Times was comparing Kate Gosselin's haircut to Jennifer Aniston's 'Rachel' cut, but few times have the ass-kissing press made an interesting correlation.

Hair... schmair... let's examine these women's behavior when their marriages were allegedly on the rocks.

• They talked to the press versus talking to their husbands.
• They fixate on their careers and press notices versus concentrating on their marital troubles.
• They deflect attention from their responsibility in their failing relationships by pointing to the potential love rival.
• They expect their husbands to keep up appearances for the sake of preventing negative press.
• And deep down, these women never fathom that their husbands would actually leave them, possibly because of a potential public backlash.

But Kate... Brad left Jennifer and seemingly didn't look backwards. AT ALL.

You have eight children and that's quite a pull, but with each passing day, Jon is realizing that you are an even bigger albatross than the idea that sanctimonious princesses will be pissed off at him.

Nothing is a lock in life, Kate. And since you insist on continuing your press assault for the sake of some fcuking book, I will not feel sorry for you when you realize that you placed all of your bets on the wrong damn horse!