So Owen doesn't get a safe word?

I've been shirking my Bold and Beautiful commentaries, mainly because I've been too damn busy. Nevertheless, the IQ of the women on that show has plummeted to an all new low.

First, Jackie - what the fcuk are you thinking, lady? You telling Owen that not sleeping with you will result in a pink slip is not only illegal, but downright stupid. First of all, Stephanie and Bridget have done plenty to get Jackie M. back on its feet and you decide that you, being on your back, is more important? I hope Owen takes your ass to the cleaners, or rather, takes you to The Enforcer aka, Stephanie. Nothing would make me happier than if Owen went to Stephanie and she arranged it so that Jackie is not allowed on the premises; that would teach Jackie where her priorities should've lied. But, of course, Owen is in a bit of a trick bag, isn't he? He gave Bridget that pep talk about picking the wrong guys, while positioning himself as the right guy, while plowing Jackie on the QT. He's gonna stifle it because he's stupid, but Jackie... she acting like fcuking Massimo, but she's much worse. All that prattle about how sad she was about not being the one that men would pick or pluck or whatever; I'll wager that Owen is getting an eyeful about why. A totally cock-curdling move on your part, and did I mention... unbelievably stupid?!!! And that kittenish crack about hating the word 'cougar'... you should hate it because you are a fcuking anaconda!!! Or a flesh-eating virus!!

Now to Bridget - when are you going to develop your female intuition? That is all.

Stephanie - why, why, why are you doing a web cast slamming the Logan girls? It's cheap. It's tacky. And it could potentially compromise your professional and personal relationship with Bridget, who is a Logan girl. Yes, Bridget has a blind spot when it comes to men and her female relations, so why make her position herself as a defender to those twats?!! And personally, you need to focus on the biggest Logan girl of them all - Rick Forrester.

Taylor - RIDGE IS NOT WORTH IT. PERIOD. And it's about damn time that you check Brooke, not for the love of Ridge, but for the love of yourself. Letting that bitch throw your alcoholism in your face repeatedly is weak. SO FCUKING WEAK!!! It's good to be classy, but there is a time in a woman's life when she needs to choke a bitch and Brooke, acting all sanctimonious about your alcoholism was the prime time to drop kick her. In recent years, you have followed in her footsteps, i.e. getting involved with your daughter's boyfriend, although they were over, however, you didn't get knocked up by him, did you? You needed to remind Brooke of that fact and the fact that you, along with several other women who don't like Brooke, know this and this it's human kindness that's keeping your fcuking mouth shut. Naturally, when they age Hope, I suspect that several of you will find your tongues loosening.

Brooke- I have few words for you, except that your continuous blind spot towards Rick will continue to make Ridge's dick sick. I hope you enjoyed the midday office nookie, because it's about to be winter in the summertime. And how about doing some damn work instead of Ridge, 'kay?

And finally Steffy. Steffy, Steffy, Steffy... you crazy dumb bitch!!! You mean to tell me that Rick making, essentially, a You Tube- quality video is reason enough to forgive him for the monstrous things he said to your father; the way he taunted and pushed your brother towards insanity; lied to your face about anything and everything, including the Forrester line; and compromised your father and stepmother's marriage? And, oh yeah, HE KILLED YOUR TWIN SISTER, PHOEBE!!! No dude's stick is that good!!!