Sunday, May 31, 2009

Ryan Seacrest... your slip is showing!

E! has spent the better part of a week promoting the hell out their cobbled together special about the Gosselins. While I find the whole idea of the Gosselins warranting a 'news' special repellent, that concept was served up with two sides of barf, in the personage of Ken Baker and Ryan Seacrest, or rather 'Peecrust'. On nearly every E! News telecast last week, Baker and Peecrust discussed the Gosselin situation, with Peecrust interjecting his two cents about Kate's hair, even asking Baker to relay his dissatisfaction to Kate, as if that woman doesn't have enough to worry about.

This is why Peecrust continues to flame out when presented with an opportunity to show why he seemingly in the high-powered position that he is in. Seriously... who really gives a flying fcuk what a 'man' thinks about a woman's hairstyle. And the fact that he kept hitting that lame beat proves that he is as vacuous as the subjects of his executive-produced E reality shows.

Brad and Angelina are right to duck your cheeseball @$$ whenever they grace the red carpet. And while Alec Baldwin has his issues, he was right on point checking your @$$ at one of this year's award show red carpets.

Your high school inadequacies shines through whenever you open your veneer-laden, Jabberjaw mouth.

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