E!... don't ply me with balloon juice and tell me it's Boone's Farms!!!

For some bizarre reason (more than likely because of the Crystal Awards), E! decided to reair their Jennifer Aniston special. Besides the fact that as the file footage moved from the 90s to now, her nose resembled her father's less and less, this special was chocked full of inaccuracies. Since I watched at the point when Brad ditched her fake ass, my tally will not be accurate, but the first mistake was stating that Aniston spent 2004 mourning the end of her relationship. The problem with that is that she and Brad were still together at that point, although they just came off of a 6 month separation due to Brad shooting Troy in Malta. Or maybe, E! was being fcuking truthful and saying that the marriage was truly toast before Angelina could influence anything or be blamed for everything.

Another inaccuracy which I really can't prove was when her hen, Kathy Najimy, emphatically denied that Aniston would put career ahead of starting a family - which is why she signed up for six back to back projects in 2004 and possibly, used some substances that already resulted in a miscarriage just for her own vanity. The substances is the part I can't prove, but I totally believe it and can see that her gal pals continue to enable her behaviors as well.

But the most glaring inaccuracy was when the show inferred that she still had a connection to Plan B - actually, she doesn't. Actually, it was spelled out in the final settlement that NO! THE BITCH DOESN'T HAVE ANY CONNECTION TO PLAN B. In addition, just last spring, much hullabaloo was made about Aniston taking steps to create Echo Films. And since the E! staff who clearly had access to Aniston's crack could've took some time from their ass-licking and fact check with their puppetmaster, Aniston herself. But no... just another example that the b*tch will not open her mouth to correct anything, even if it helps to emphasize the pantload of her own special brand of female empowerment that she's trying to peddle.

I readily admit that nothing this b*tch has done or will ever do will make me happy or even tolerate her, but I would appreciate it if this b*tch, at least, acted like someone is listening to the crap that comes out of her mouth, be mindful of the responsibility, and fcuking follow through instead of waiting for media opportunities to remind us that her marriage went south.

Sheesh!!!