As I've said before, Britain's The Sun usually report pantload stories. And while the yarn about Jennifer Aniston suffering from 'exhaustion' seemed off-base and kinda convenient, her reemergence into the big, bad world, seemed pretty convenient. Spotted at a recent Fleetwood Mac concert with Courteney Cox-Arquette and David Arquette, aka her crutches, her presence that the concert seemed totally anti-exhaustion.
The last thing a mentally exhausted person would want to do is to go to a loud-assed concert; be surrounded by a loud-assed crowd; and possibly be approached by strangers at said loud-assed concert, surrounded by a loud-assed crowd, for possible autographs and picture-taking opportunities.
The convenient part is that she reemerged after the snipes regarding her recent stink pot of a movie, Management, died down, and the reminder of her much-lamented (read: over hyped) relatively recent 'success' 'He's Just Not That Into You is due out on DVD on June 2nd.
I wonder if she's monologuing to herself about the foolishness of one Bradley Cooper.
That Bradley Cooper is a fool!! He could've used me to promote The Hangover, while reminding everyone that we were in He's Not That Into You' together, although technically, we didn't work together. But the machine will rewrite that, along with pounding home that Bradley has the same name as my ex from 4 years ago. And I can be a free-wheeling cougar again, although I clearly locked into that whole Melanie from Jackie Brown thing, with the toe rings and bone-straight hair that I refuse to change. I shouldn't reference Bridget Fonda, though, because she can already out act me and likely out-cougar me... unless I can enlist her within our ranks. No... no... no... it's never good to be friends with someone who has more going for her than I do. No wait... I have Oprah and 110M... but Bridget Fonda gets to wake up and be Bridget Fonda... I'm getting 'exhausted' again. Bridget Fonda will not get up my nose - need room for that white powdery goodness!!!
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