Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Stick to the weather, dude!!

Every morning, my routine consists of watching ABC World News Now, followed by NBC's Early Today. During the Early Today's entertainment segment, the Vanity Fair poll regarding the world's most beautiful woman was mentioned; Angelina Jolie was the winner, followed by Gisele Bundchen and Halle Berry. After the anchor read the results, there was a sorry attempt at banter between she and the weatherman, which resulted in the weatherman asking about Jennifer Aniston.

Jennifer Aniston.

What the fcuk does she have to do with this poll? Oh wait... Angelina topped the poll, therefore Jennifer Aniston is relevant, why...?

Weatherdude... Angelina and Aniston are not conjoined; therefore whatever happened with or to Angelina doesn't happen to Aniston.

For future reference, Weatherdude, here's the breakdown of the Vanity Fair poll result.

58% - Angelina Jolie
9% - Gisele Bundchen
4% - Halle Berry

Jennifer Aniston didn't even rank.

It's an online poll, Weatherdude, therefore it's safe to assume that some overeager fans spent a lot of time voting for Angelina, or it was just a matter of that face speaking for itself. Or maybe, Vanity Fair has a 'what have you done for me lately' attitude. And since the last thing that Aniston did for Vanity Fair was back in 2005, with the infamous 'missing sensitivity chip' article, it may not have been in Vanity Fair's best interest to curry further favor from her.

No more dumped chick handouts for Aniston. Life shouldn't Stuck on You, on a loop.

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