I hope Tiger keeps it closed!!!

Not just his zipper (allegedly), but his mouth.

Don't know if Tiger cheated. Don't know if Elin swung that club out of anger or out of necessity, in order to 'rescue' Tiger, although knocking out the back window in order to rescue someone in the driver's seat seems off. But what I do know is that the gathering press outside of Tiger's estate isn't interested in an explanation; they want an apology, or as they see it, an 'in' into Tiger's personal life.

Maybe I'm being hypersensitive, given that I spent the majority of my Thanksgiving vacation on Jetzi-MJVideo, reading MJ books about both molestation allegations (BTW, dude got hosed big time!), but in many ways, Tiger is in the same spot MJ was in '93. A lot of people are depending on him to protect his brand and there are even more waiting to profit from his downfall. So despite the likes of Ken Sunshine saying that he needs to spill more, I hope he doesn't. Seriously, why should he? This accident happened on his property. The hydrant may be munipal property, but given that he wasn't legally drunk when he damaged it, he should just get a ticket.

And talking to the cops... please. I'm sure that the Rhianna assault pics ring a bell to many - sold to TMZ by a pair of cops. Or the Sarah Jessica Parker surrogate scandal, where police chiefs crossed the line trying to dig up dirt for the tabs. Or MJ, who was dealt the full measure of the LA cops, who inevitably came up with nothing regarding molestations. They were hardly Benson and Stabler, but since the majority population are too scared to diss the cops, they continue to possess undeserved credibility.

So keep it shut, Tiger. It's been 16 years since MJ's initial dealings with the cops and the cops have gotten worse. Know your rights and exercise them to the hilt!!!