Clowning crosses the color line

By now, everyone knows that Tiger Woods is a big fat cheater. And while adultery should be a big deal, unilaterally, it seems that Tiger's infidelity has taken on global proportions, not because of the number of women he screwed around with (although the number continues to grow), but because, yet again, the majority population is disappointed whenever the anointed Negro of the moment reveals himself to be human. Mind you, the level of Tiger's proliferance when it came to banging cheap, loose-lipped skanks within a relatively brief period of time can be characterized by some as superhuman and subhuman at the same time. However, the focus of this post will not be Tiger, or gloating about how the squeaky clean image that the majority loves minorities to emulate is just in the crap heap, or whether, yet again, the press is in love with reporting and encouraging the self-indulgent meanderings about 'how disappointed' some people are with Tiger; my focus will be on Elin... you know, the wife of Tiger and the mother of his two toddler-aged children.

This will not be a poor Elin post because seriously, the last thing that celebrity pop culture needs is another wronged wife role model, which Jennifer Aniston has milked to great effect over the last five years. Elin doesn't need to be saddled with that tired, passive label. Elin doesn't need the princesses to pile on their self-perceived persecution complexes onto her situation.

Why?

Because she acted like any other woman who cranked out her husband's kids only to find out he's been fcuking other women and paying them - with gifts - during her pregnancies and before and after.

She clowned.

She clowned like a muthafcuka!

As well she should have.

As I explained in the Brandi Cibrian posts, once a wife becomes a mother, the game changes completely. She will not take her husband's infidelities in stride. Actually, only in Hollywood and in various monarchies are women expected to look the other way. Fortunately, Elin didn't get that memo and really fortunately, for Tiger, Elin is sending him a very clear message. It's ridiculous that he didn't know not to fcuk around with his wife's feelings like that, but I suspect that his lessons regarding disrespecting the mother of his childrens are not over. Clearly, he is not used to dealing with women - banging partners with breasts are more likely the type he's used to dealing with. Judging her modeling pics, Elin certainly looked the part. And most certainly, the fact that she was from Sweden, the world capital of buxom blonde bombshells, as evidenced by the totally contrived Swedish Bikini Team of the late 90s, added to the Tiger lore.

However, Tiger neglected to consider that this Swedish buxom blonde bombshell's heart beats much like every other woman on planet Earth who don't live in HW or within a monarchy. The only real difference between women of different races and economic circumstances is the length of their fuse. IMO, I think that male athletes, especially those of color, stupidly assumed that White women didn't have any fuses at all or rather that women of their own race have fuses that are too short.

Male athletes of color will continue to compartmentalize women based on race, but we women need to smarten up. As proven by Brandi Cibrian, those women who glued their cheating boyfriend's penis to his stomach, and now Elin Woods, the race of the cheated on is a variable, whereas the arrogance and ignorance of the cheater is fixed. Unfortunately, athletes have the arrogance and ignorance instilled in them by all who stand to profit from their successes. The wives, usually among their top enablers, are getting wise to the fact that no amount of money and fame can guarantee mental and emotional security. The act of clowning, however undignified, releases pent up frustrations and quite frankly, scares the $h*t out of the chronic cheater... if the woman does it right.

Swinging a golf club at a moving SUV, with hubby at the wheel, was the right way.