Monday, August 10, 2009

Okay, Peecrust... put away the wood!

So Quentin Tarantino was a call-in guest on On Air with Ryan Seacrest. Seacrest made a point of saying that he got a copy of Inglourious Basterds for viewing.

While the movie is over 2 1/2 hours long and boasts an international cast, including Christoph Waltz, who is getting major Oscar buzz, Peecrust spent the majority of the interview mentioning Brad Pitt; asking about Brad Pitt; and practically drooling about Brad Pitt.

This, right here, is why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie duck Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet. That ostracized fat boy from high school always come out, along with the repressed gayness. The same with DiPandi - the scoliosis chick always comes out, resulting in the most vacuous, stilted red carpet interviews. Maybe they need to shed the belief that their old high school wounds can only be healed by rubbing elbows with A-List celebrities.

At any rate, it's foolish of me to think that Peecrust will work on his weaknesses, since executives continue to shove money down his pockets, despite his mediocrity.


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