Must've seen Brad palming Angelina's onion

I am pro-Brad and Angelina.

All the way.

Unfortunately, there is a lot of money to be made 'not liking' this couple. And a lot of ratings too.

I continue to monitor gossip segments on radio morning shows, along with keeping an eye on ABC World News Now, because they, most definitely, profit when they spread negative JP news.

I slept through World News Now this morning; therefore, I can't say whether the snide anchors acknowledged the pair's appearance at the Inglourious Basterds red carpet. But what I do know is that they routinely repeat National Enquirer's breakup stories, despite various sightings and encounters confirming that the Jolie-Pitts are still rock solid. And I know that they didn't mention the Parade Magazine interview in which Brad, himself, said that the fire is still there... and in the grotto.

There were no mention on the usual morning show gossip segments because there was nothing to report... except that Angelina looked smoking hot in black leather. Because, of course, grown women don't want to know that... at least, that's what radio research has determined.

And there was no mention of the red carpet on On Air with Ryan Seacrest - maybe because his cheesy @$$ wasn't allowed on the red carpet. But since Brad Pitt's scent is still in the air, Peecrust couldn't denied the urge of bringing him up and he used a cheap teaser to 'spank' Brad - metaphorically, of course.

Seriously, Peecrust... was it necessary to say essentially 'A mysterious woman is Brad Pitt's babymomma'? Turns out the story was about the bat$h*t b*tch who held a press conference claiming to be the Jackson children's bio mother - along with being Brad Pitt's mother. And the mother of Brad Pitt's children, which would be quite a trick.

So why did you do that, Peecrust? Because Angelina looked impossibly sexy in that black leather dress and that Brad clearly looked very appreciative?

He's hers - not yours.

Stop PMS-ing about it, 'kay?