So let me see if I have this right... November edition

Michael Jackson... a man who spent the majority of his adult life hiding behind thick makeup to hide his acne scars, both in public and private; a man who, again, both in public and private, wore wigs to hide the burn scars on his scalp; a man who kept his romantic life so private that no one knows, definitively, whether he was gay or straight (although I suspect that he was straight); a man who went through such lengths to keep the births of his children completely private; a man who wore disguises routinely and bemasked/bescarf his children to maintain his and their privacy... would whip out his Waylon and take a piss in a cup in front of guests at a social gathering?

Really?

Really, Dr. Arnie Klein?

Of course, TMZ ran with the story, along with a subsequent interview with Dr. Klein. Nevermind the possibility that Dr. Klein's practice is likely suffering due to his involvement with the last few drug-fueled years of MJ's life; the investigations into whether he did assist an addict in getting drugs; his attempts to imply his biological link to two of MJ's kids, while, sort of, denying it, yet trying to exert legal muscle when the custody issues between Katherine and Debbie Rowe went to court and failing miserably. And let's not forget the Larry King interviews which magnified Klein's creepiness, shadiness, and lack of credibility.

But that's how if works, you know... anyone, no matter their lackluster background and reputations, receive a reprieve or redemption if they disparage/defame MJ. Just look at all of the 'witnesses' to MJ's molestation. None of them were charged for, hello!, not intervening during a commission of a crime, and yet, they were treated as if their words and actions were gold. The idea that a grown man, who was accused of child molestation, being allowed, by a 'friend', to whip out Waylon, in the 'friend's' home and at the 'friend's' dermatologist's practice, in front of parents and their children, is probably the most ridiculous thing that I have ever heard. And yet again, someone who, pretty much, witnessed an alleged crime, and not only did not put a stop to it, for the sake of innocent bystanders (including children), but encouraged it because MJ, allegedly, 'thought it was funny', is taken seriously.

Not only does this reflect poorly on Dr. Klein, because he is an obvious liar, but on Harvey Levin, who doesn't question the validity of the story or the judgment of a man who allowed these alleged incidents to happen. Plus, you would think that witnesses to these alleged incidents would've come forward with this a long time ago. Not so much Dr. Klein's staff, because their money could've been affected, if this $h*t hit the fan, but the patients and parents remaining silent - I call complete and utter bull$h*t. Dr. Klein is just a dermatologist - not an oncologist or other practitioner who is responsible for life or death treatment. And patients and parents aren't subject to confidentiality/HIPAA, as proven by numerous patients telling the tabloids that Brad and Angelina took their twins to the pediatrician.

So, essentially, a routine pediatric checkup for twin babies get exposed to the press but years of junk exposure and pissing into cups in front of women and children don't? GIMME A FCUKING BREAK!!!

The judgers will believe this story; fortunately, the intuative will not buy this at all, especially if they saw This Is It. MJ, if anything, was exceedingly polite and often felt compelled to explain himself when he felt that he was adhering to an unspoken understanding. Whipping it out is not polite; taking a piss publicly requires explanation. And plus, the dude sported a big, black belt while wearing gold-sequined covered slacks. Maybe he wore it because the pants were really baggy on his thin frame, but the pants could easily have been taken it, given that seamstresses and tailors were readily available on the set. That belt was for MJ's piece of mind.

Not a Waylon whipper, public pissing pervert.

Dr. Klein, on the other hand...