In pop culture, blue eyes, especially certain shades of blue, make crazy very readable. Anthony Hopkins has that particular shade; so does Daniel Craig. Denise Richards, to a certain extent, and Heather Locklear, in her recent mugshot, had very readable crazy, although it was really prescription drug intoxication. But with brown, if crazy is read, it usually means that there is a bumper crop of crazy going on.
Charles Manson... bat$hit!
Octomom... bat$h*t!
That dude who killed Rebecca Schaffer... really bat$h*t.
Now we have a new contender... LaToya Jackson.
On Friday's 20-20, she sat down with Barbara Walters to discuss her brother Michael, since anyone with any sense isn't really interested in knowing about LaToya. I couldn't help thinking about how ridiculous it was that she managed to finagle herself a Barbara Walters interview and several days' work on The View, given how she helped destroy Michael Jackson's reputation back in the 90s; but then again, current television and the producers behind it aren't especially smart and really don't have a steel-trap memory, hence, the possibility for a LaToya Jackson spotlight grab.
Sure, 20-20 touched on LaToya's nasty accusations against Michael, the Playboy layouts and a foray into soft-core porn, but Barbara didn't dwell on that nor the 'private' reconciliation or possible estrangement, because to me, just because the b*tch signed his death certificate and suggested the Glendale cemetary doesn't mean that after her betrayal, she and Michael ever really made up. She says so, but she's a liar; Michael can't say because he's dead; and the Jacksons can't say because they are desperate to maintain a facade.
At any rate, LaToya's attempt to repair the family's tarnished reputation failed. I don't believe for a second that Michael reconciled with Joe, nor do I believe that Joe tried to intervene regarding Michael's drug abuse. Why? Because on Larry King, Joe himself said that he would've intervene if he knew about it. Naturally, it is entirely possible that Joe knew and weighed the options regarding intervention versus 'hands off'. Saving Michael wouldn't have guaranteed anything for Joe, especially when it came to money. Michael may have been appreciative, but that wouldn't have translated into Michael participating in any Jackson 5/ Jacksons resurrection, and frankly, gratitude doesn't seem like a thing that would resonate with Joe. More spotlight/public sympathy/extented 15 minutes were guaranteed if Michael died.
The same goes for LaToya. After she threw Michael under the bus, there was no incentive to do anything for Michael unless she got something on the back end. Yes, she claimed that she was 'forced' to say those things about Michael, but the question is does the b*tch have a core or anything resembling an inner life? Because if it was anyone else who had a sibling that they claimed to love oh so much and someone forced them to tell unspeakable lies about said sibling, a functional human being would have to take a breather and regroup. LaToya, on the other hand, told lies about Michael molesting children and then took the stage minutes afterwards. Kinda pecular that LaToya was capable of doing this when she claimed to be so devastated about the poor children. No attempts at self-reflection at all - no pause to fathom what she allegedly witnessed - just give me the headset and I will strut my stuff?
This is why LaToya is a liar and quite possibly, a sociopath. Weeks ago, people were shaking with anger regarding that nutbag dude slapping a toddler at Walmart, despite these people not witnessing it firsthand. And yet, LaToya Jackson, upon 'witnessing grossly inappropriate behavior by her brother' and recounting it to anyone willing to rig lights and set up audio equipment, could go on stage to perform? Nobody, not even professional performers, could do that. But LaToya did but mind you, LaToya's not a professional performer or entertainer; but she is a hooker, though.
A hooker in the highest order. She sold her and her brother's @$$ to Jack Gordon; and when the Jacksons met her price, namely a nicely feathered nest, she sold her @$$ back to them. She sold her niece and nephews' privacy to Barbara Walters; she sold lies about her late brother's inner thoughts to the British tabloids. And there is no doubt that she will sell them again and again, for as long as greedy, senile @$$hats lackies like Barbara Walters give her an avenue to do so. Because in the 53 years that the twat's been on Planet Earth (she's merely visiting, y'all), she was never accountable for any hurt or harm she caused anyone else. Her failures were never her fault; her lack of anything resembling humanity was never her fault.
And let's talk about LaToya's eyes. Those bat$hit crazy brown eyes that tried to lie but failed miserably. She didn't blink several times during the interview, especially during that Michael and Joe making up garbage. Like Ian Halperin, LaToya didn't blink at all, which is unnatural, which hints at that a lie is coming out of their mouths. If you're telling the truth, your eye contact and blinking is normal; I heard buzzing... Futurama Hypnofrog buzzing - not the fcuking truth.
I also saw a lot of makeup and false eyelashes. And no, her lack of blinking had nothing to do with the lashes or the makeup. If the lashes and makeup irritated her eyes, therefore she opted not to blink, where are the bloodshots? She was, allegedly, so emotional about Michael and his children, and yet, her eyes didn't have a hint of red, much less pink, from tears.
Your eyes can't lie, LaToya and they sure as hell can't hide the crazy. Sit your lying, plastic, budget @$$ down! You're not Michael, no matter how many bleaching treatments you get or how thick you wear your powder.
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