Jennifer Aniston: How can we thank you for John Mayer?

It was bad enough that we had to endure four years of 'feel sorry for me but not too sorry because it's creepy' claptrap from Jennifer Aniston, despite her being the one who filed for divorce. Now, the American public has to endure John Mayer, her recent ex who, like Aniston herself, refuses to keep the old cakehole shut. While Mayer's random disclosures could prove to be fun, it's still coming for Mayer, and I sooner not see or hear anything else from him (the same goes for Aniston).

Mayer is guaranteeing that the price for his paparazzi pics won't plummet by 'dropping' little bombshells. Like writing love songs which may be about Aniston. Or finally admitting that he made out with one of Aniston's sworn enemies... Perez Hilton?!!!

Anyone who read Perez Hilton knew about the frenching incident; it happened while he was dating Jessica Simpson back in '07. But what is Mayer's agenda for disclosing this now? Where was the honesty when Mayer made the off-color comment about Brad and Angelina's sex life back in '06? Or his propensity to give golden showers to the women who foolishly slept with him? Or when he began his comprehensive blog series about what constitutes being a douchebag (citing Brad Pitt as an example) which was put on pause when, 'surprisingly', he began dating Jennifer Aniston within weeks of the post?

Jennifer Aniston is not the dupe that she likes to project. She is not a victim in any way, shape or form. Post-Brad, her 'serious' relationships were with men with big mouths and crass dispositions. With these bulls in china shops, if something happens that is potentially embarassing and/or damaging, the burden of public criticism will land on the men -- never on her. And instead of questioning why she would associate with such men, the focus shifts to Brad Pitt, the man responsible for setting her free into a dating world in which she attracts and date subpar men. Actually, the focus would go to Angelina Jolie for motivating Brad Pitt to set Aniston free into a dating world in which she attracts and dates subpar men.

Despite Jennifer Aniston filing for divorce.